Well, I think Ellen is pretty cool, who wouldn’t want to be her? She’s hilarious, stylish, true to herself, and gets to do crazy things, dance, interview celebrities and give away awesome prizes for a living. I think I could handle doing all of those things. I love people and I’d love to be able to give away the things Ellen does. So… I figure, she’s not going to be able to do her show forever and who better to pass it down to than me?

Maybe the internet gods and goddesses will send this to her and she’ll fly me out and see how great this could all be!

Thanks for posting this! I feel like a mini celebrity!